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« on: September 29, 2009, 01:38:39 pm »
hi i am new and don't know a lot about calculator programing however i would love to learn all i can. :)
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Re: hi
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 02:07:00 pm »
Welcome, I just joined a week ago!  ;D

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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 02:12:08 pm »
Hi, welcome megajake03

@jojojakes, you should give him waffles too.


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
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Re: hi
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 02:27:22 pm »
Hiya and welcome here :)

I hope you eventually start programming :)

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Re: hi
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 04:26:22 pm »
Hi megajake03, and welcome to Omnimaga ;D

Here are some complementary Omnimaga peanuts
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Re: hi
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 06:59:46 pm »
Welcome welcome welcome!  Glad to see you here ;D

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Re: hi
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 11:26:57 pm »
Muahahahahahah, my minion has arrived!!!!!!!!!!  Oh wait, did I just say that...? O_o
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Re: hi
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 11:53:57 pm »
Oh lol I just noticed the IP address lol (altough the hostmask is different), is he actually the other guy who played Starcraft with us a few times?

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Re: hi
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2009, 02:42:23 am »
Welcome, I dont have any peanuts...but ya im sure you'll have a good time here anyway.

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Re: hi
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2009, 09:41:35 am »
Nope different friend, though still a friend.  The guy we play with has no interest in calculators.  This is the guy who actually started me on the calculators.  Then I went and learned a lot more. :P
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Re: hi
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2009, 01:08:54 pm »
Aah ok ^^

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Re: hi
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2009, 01:17:47 pm »
@jsj795: Affirmative.



Here are some of my home-made waffles! :D


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Re: hi
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2009, 02:39:30 pm »
Nope different friend, though still a friend.  The guy we play with has no interest in calculators.  This is the guy who actually started me on the calculators.  Then I went and learned a lot more. :P
Cool, so I take it that today Megajake03 is about to wow us with 16-level grayscale first-person shooters? :D

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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2009, 02:48:56 pm »
Actualy the hardest thing i am working on is super mario bros. 3 and i am getting cooliojazz's help with that along with him giving me a map editor
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Re: hi
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 03:00:36 pm »
i was kidding btw :P I always do that with new members. but that sound awesome though make sure to keep us updated when you get some progress or screenshots :) (Are you also testing his BASIC editor?)