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DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« on: December 24, 2011, 03:45:58 pm »


Our founder, DJ Omnimaga, has reached a new milestone for Omnimaga.
Today, on Christmas Eve, he has reached a post count of 31337.
Due to the 1337ness of this post count, we have proclaimed this day, December 24, Omnimas, a celebration of the one true religion, Omnimagism.  We on the holy summit of Mt. IRC have received the Ten Commandments of Omnimagism, and the Holy Calculator.

1.  Netham is the Grand Lobster. Thou shalt not have any lobsters before He.
2.  Thou shalt not make anything in place of thy Holy Calculator.
3.  Thou shalt not use the name of the Grand Lobster, nor the name of the Holy Calculator in vain.
4.  Remember Omnimas, and keep it holy.  Also spend at least an hour a day programming and worshiping the Holy Calculator.
5.  Honor thy collection of calculators, for they were made in the image of the Holy Calculator.
6.  Thou shalt not brick nor crash thy calculators, and if one does, one must sacrifice the program one left in the RAM as a repayment.  If the crash is more evil, some programs from the archive shall be taken as well.
7.  Thou shalt not be with another person's calculator, for that is unclean.
8.  Thou shalt not steal another's calculator, nor post their programs in thy name.
9.  Thou shalt not lie to the calculator, nor bear false witness to the Grand Lobster.
10.  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's calculator.

Follow these commandments, and thou shall rise from the dangerous world of RAM to the slightly more guarded world of ROM.  If thou breaks a commandment, thou only need to repent, and sacrifice thy programs in thy RAM.

« Last Edit: December 24, 2011, 03:56:18 pm by yunhua98 »
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2011, 03:46:36 pm »
Yay! My commandments are in there! :P
* epic7 feels happy that he was the one that came up with the idea of the Ten Commandments of Omnimagism :P
« Last Edit: December 24, 2011, 03:48:56 pm by epic7 »
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2011, 03:48:05 pm »
love it ^-^
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2011, 03:49:45 pm »
What about the golden rule? always dress up as a calculator for halloween?
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 03:50:45 pm »
erm...  There are only ten commandments.  :P
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 03:51:29 pm »
But omnimagism isn't christianity. WE COULD HAVE TEH 1337 COMMANDMENTS!
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2011, 03:51:38 pm »
oh that was the golden rule then
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2011, 03:52:42 pm »
Quote from: yunhua98 on December 24, 2011, 03:45:58 pm
Follow these commandments, and thou shall rise from the dangerous world of RAM to the slightly more guarded world of ROM.
Huzzah! I get to be archived! :P
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2011, 03:55:15 pm »
:w00t:
yay for Christmas and THE GAME!!! :D
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2011, 04:01:40 pm »
Oh god our great prophet DJ_O reached 31337 posts. For this feat he shall ascend level 15.

Well, happy Omnimas everyone :)
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2011, 04:12:43 pm »
wait...
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DJ_O is not on your buddy list?!? J/K XD
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2011, 04:21:32 pm »
He is on mine
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2011, 04:27:39 pm »
Hahahahah, DJ, you gotta head for geek now! Go go go!
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2011, 05:41:27 pm »
Quote from: ephan on December 24, 2011, 04:27:39 pm
Hahahahah, DJ, you gotta head for geek now! Go go go!
I average at around 500 posts a month, so I guess I should reach 100K very soon :P (actually in about 11 and half a years)

And nice fake news :P (I'm unsure if I like my member title much, though, since some people might find it offensive... kinda like when we had a christmas forum theme in 2007 D:)
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Re: DJ_O Reaches 31337 Posts!
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2011, 05:48:21 pm »
For... Religious reasons?
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