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Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« on: November 18, 2010, 06:17:39 pm »
News reports that one of our former administrator, Netham45, who still maintains some parts of the website and the chatroom, has accomplished something previously thought impossible in the community: jailbreaking a microwave using a calculator. He recently put his hands on one of the Casio Prizm prototypes that were given to teachers at some places in United States recently, and then the power was at his... microwave door.

According to an anonymous source, as he was going to cook himself a seafood meal, he suddently got the strange experiment idea. He then proceeded in modifying the graphing calculator to allow connections with his microwave, which we do not know the brand and model of, then using a program, he sent data to the microwave internal computer to program in a primitive version of a number guessing game, where he simply pressed number buttons to guess the right number. Once he guessed the right number, the meal started cooking.

This once again shows the huge step that Casio has made ahead of Texas Instruments in terms of graphing calculator technology! Unfortunately, the calculator prototype appears to have suffered a short circuit during the experiment, thus, no longer working.

UPDATE (November 19th 2010): There are also reports that DJ Omnimaga's Inbox on his forum has reached 1000 PMs. The FBI is currently investigating with his hosting provider to find the source of this unusually high and suspicious amount of messages. Rumors states that Ztrumpet may have been guilty of sending about 250 of those messages.
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 06:18:46 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 18, 2010, 06:17:39 pm
Unfortunately, the calculator prototype appears to have suffered a short circuit during the experiment, thus, no longer working.

OH NOES! D:
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 06:24:47 pm »
This is great ;D

I seem to remember something about brown text, though... ;)

EDIT: ...how is this not in randomness?
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 06:25:47 pm »
Hahaha :P Love this :D
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 06:27:58 pm »
Holy cow! I hope he backed up his code! I want it when I get a microwave of my own!
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 06:29:15 pm »
next thing: jailbreaking a lampshade.

With the prizm, anything is possible.
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 06:30:29 pm »
Remember, Celtic III can not be used as an automatic light dimmer, because then Iambian will hate you forever (probably not). :P
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 06:30:32 pm »
The next thing you know, Netham45 will be jailbreaking criminals.
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 06:33:04 pm »
Wait a minute, this is some kind of joke isn't it?
Wait, never mind, it has special colored text which means it is important news, so it must be real. For second my dreams were crushed.
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 06:37:14 pm »
Then, he'll jailbreak the US.  Then he'll have tons of control over everything, spend trillions of dollars on non-working stimulus crap and defective health care, make a speech a day, lose control of the house and eventually hopefully the senate and lose his seat himself, and then move to china to praise communism and eat delicious sushi.  And he'll jailbreak his lampshade at the same time.

EDIT: lobster sushis.

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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 06:38:30 pm »
sushi is japanese >.>
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2010, 06:39:39 pm »
oh, well then he'll go there to eat sushi everyday, but will own a hut in China to pursue that communist thing. ;)

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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2010, 06:43:20 pm »
Yeah I was gonna say that sushis are japaneese but Squidgetx beat me up to it. Also, over here it was insane 2 years ago: there were about 20 sushi bars/restaurants in a 1 mile radius.
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2010, 06:44:31 pm »
there's about 20 in a 3 mile radius here, just checked on google.  yeah, sushi is great stuff -- maybe netham can jailbreak that for us!
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Re: Netham45 jailbreaks microwave with Casio Prizm prototype
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2010, 07:31:49 pm »
This is great! I wonder...

* Brandon Wilson jailbreaks a PS3 with a microwave oven!
W00!
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