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PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« on: March 09, 2011, 10:50:13 pm »
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) organization has sent Omnimaga a cease and desist notice for lobster mistreatment. The notice stated that our continued torture of lobster animals and usage of them as fighting weapon is unethical and inhumane and that we have to stop now, otherwise legal actions could be taken.

Since this is a false accusation due to a misunderstanding from their part, we have countered the notice, proving that the so-called mistreatment of animals has never occurred and that the written messages on Omnimaga website talking about such usage of lobsters were simply pure jokes in reference to a local meme calling one of our forum member a blue lobster.

Omnimaga will never encourage animal mistreatment. The whole matter has been solved by now and we should (hopefully) be fine.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2011, 09:22:02 pm by DJ_O »
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 10:52:16 pm »
Who be mistreating Nethams?

First we get a DMCA, then we get attacked by the PETA! :P

What will be next????
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 10:53:32 pm »
Umm... Now do we eat Netham45? :P
EDIT: Ninja'd Maybe we'll get a warning from Planter's Peanuts. :P (I know that was terrible)
« Last Edit: March 09, 2011, 10:56:12 pm by ralphdspam »
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 10:53:56 pm »
I didn't know it was possible to mistreat Nethams. Wouldn't they just come for you?

FBI or Homeland Security will probably come asking questions next. At least thats who always asks me questions.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2011, 10:54:38 pm by ruler501 »
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 11:01:04 pm »
* juju2143 drops the lobster he was holding like a gun

Oh... Yeah that's pretty bad. How could we mistreat lobsters? We love lobsters!
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 11:04:04 pm »
If anyone starts investigating again, we should all use Lobster Rage Fist on them. :P
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011, 11:04:55 pm »
Quote from: HOMER-16 on March 09, 2011, 11:04:04 pm
If anyone starts investigating again, we should all use Lobster Rage Fist on them. :P
This was what actually triggered it in the first place. :P
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2011, 01:45:27 am »
Lol, if we were really mistreating lobsters Netham would just summon his lobster army. Oh Shi-
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2011, 02:51:55 am »
This is one of the most cool fake news messages i've seen... :D
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 06:44:33 am »
What next? will the YMCA sue us for having members under-18 or something? :P
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2011, 08:14:38 am »
What a misunderstanding.
I never knew you could be sued for talking about beating people with lobsters.
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Quote from: juju2143 on March 09, 2011, 11:01:04 pm

Oh... Yeah that's pretty bad. How could we mistreat lobsters? We love lobsters!

Yeah, they're delicious!
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2011, 09:35:44 am »
Yeah. lobsters are great(to eat). we would never mistreat them
Anyways, what are they going to do next? sue us for mistreatment of fish?
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2011, 11:15:09 am »
Oh my god! We've been warned by PETA, what can be done now? =P
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 11:20:53 am »
Lets get rid of the evidence...
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Re: PETA sends cease & desist letter to Omnimaga for lobster mistreatment
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2011, 11:21:26 am »
Quote from: Stefan Bauwens on March 10, 2011, 11:20:53 am
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