If anyone is interested, I made a boot image that jumps to $C000 after doing nothing to the calculator but unlock flash, not a single port besides 14h has been touched.
Although, for me to send this to you, you need to have some qualifications. You can erase the boot code in 5 bytes here, and as of writing this, I still can't turn the LCD on. So basically, in order for me to send you the stuff, you should know how to modify the OS, that's about the experience level you need.
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Also, you have to have some way of pulling the link lines low. I use headphones, but a paper clip might work just as well.