http://testyourvocab.com/?r=1054594
35000 words
It's also my second language

Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Lol
FSM = Forgettable Spyro's Mother(?)
Not as funny as urs but I tried

OMG OMG OMG IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARRRRRRREDDDDDDDDD ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N0000000000000000000 IM SOOOO SCAAAAAAAREDDDDD

on my steam account, one of my friends accounts got hacked

this is the log i copied:

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Never tell your password to anyone.
mrf4ncyp4nts: You. You there. You with the sucky android phone. Yeah, you. I need you attention. Do I have it?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Good. Let us continue.
Snake X: ..
mrf4ncyp4nts: As mentioned previously the contract into which have entered is binding, and should be treated as such.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Secondly the aforementioned contract had a series of fine-print arrangements argeed to henceforth.
Snake X: im guessing this isn't jordan?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Finally the aformentioned fine prints states clearly that "I, ___FIRST_NAME___   ___LAST_NAME___ hereby agreee to any and all shcedulind notices and duly states that I, ___FIRST_NAME___ ___LAST_NAME___  shall attend"
Snake X: your b-day party?
mrf4ncyp4nts: As such, it is thereby you, <PATRICKS, JACOB> are therefore summoned to court as a juror in an upcoming case.
Snake X: lolwut
mrf4ncyp4nts: I do hope that you will treat this case wit the utmost respect and privacy that it deserves.
Snake X: umm who is this?
mrf4ncyp4nts: After all,  the judgement of the guilty must be decided by the will of the innocent.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you, <PATRICKS, JACOB> hereby accept your constitutional duty? To serve your country?
Snake X: umm sorry im not Jacob Patricks.
Snake X: im more like.. oh... Jacob Patrick
Snake X: wihtout the S.
Snake X: but who is this..?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you, <PATRICK, JACOB> hereby accept your constitutional duty? To serve your country?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Good.
Snake X: constitutional duty? To serve?! are you like an army recruiter or something
Snake X: dude i didnt anser..
Snake X: and i say no.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Im glad we had this discussion.
Snake X: who the heck is this
Snake X: i demand to know
mrf4ncyp4nts: I will be needing some contact information as such and will contacting you shortly with further details.
Snake X: I said
Snake X: No.
Snake X: >.>
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: u cant assume answers u know
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: yeah yeah fine
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please remain on the line. This is of the utmost importance.
Snake X: Who is this?!
Snake X: o.O im scared
mrf4ncyp4nts: The <REDACTED> needs your assistance. We need you, <PATRICK, JACOB>
Snake X: redacted? whos that?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Are you willing to join, to judge, and most importantly, to work in the ranks of <REDACTED>?
Snake X: No.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Are you willing to join, to judge, and most importantly, to work in the ranks of <REDACTED>?
Snake X: no.
Snake X: tell me about this so called <REDACTED>
mrf4ncyp4nts: I really wish you would reconsider Jacob. You might regret this.
Snake X: well tell me about <REDACTED>
Snake X: im kinda clueless here
mrf4ncyp4nts: That's classified information.
Snake X: ok so tell me why i should join something I have no idea about
mrf4ncyp4nts: If you do want information, there is only one way to become classified. Join the ranks.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Join the cause of <REDACTED>.
Snake X: what is the cause of <REDACTED>
Snake X: tell me that
mrf4ncyp4nts: The cause is <REDACTED> is dualistic in nature.
mrf4ncyp4nts: But before we continue, you must know one thing; the meaning of the word "Redacted".
mrf4ncyp4nts: You don't seem to quite grasp that.
Snake X: your right
mrf4ncyp4nts: The purpose of <REDACTED> is of the following.
mrf4ncyp4nts: ONE (1): The party, or parties entered into said contract are bound by law into One (1) or more years of sevice in the ranks of <REDACTED>.
mrf4ncyp4nts: TWO (2): The parties must then commence in the practises of the groups of <REDACTED> for the good and sevice of the community.
Snake X: so its community service?
mrf4ncyp4nts: No, Jacob. You don't seem to understand. The point of this group is much greater than that of lowly community service. The homeless can help themselves.
mrf4ncyp4nts: You have an opportunity here.
Snake X: Ok so if i join, what do I actually have to do
Snake X: like what do i do
[9:43] October 7, 2011 (Friday)  (this is an added time stamp)
mrf4ncyp4nts: There are several requirements to join. Firstly, and get ready for the legalese...
mrf4ncyp4nts: ONE (1): The parties must clearly be able do demonstrate superior logical and mental conditions required to outhink several adversaries.
mrf4ncyp4nts: TWO (2): The parties must be willing to never reveal the secrets of <REDACTED> such as the use and function of several prototype tools such as <REDACTED> and <REDACTED> and well as other attractive and magnetic devices.
mrf4ncyp4nts: THREE (3): The parties must be williung to sacrifice social and paternal affiliation as well as any connections they may through the internet: Including, but not limited to:
mrf4ncyp4nts: A) any and all memberships to forums or websites, especially at higher ranks.
mrf4ncyp4nts: B) any and all "Blogs" or interconnected journals.
mrf4ncyp4nts: C) any social or networking sites are permitted under strict guidelines.
mrf4ncyp4nts: There are the requirements, Jacob.
Snake X: ok now that thats out of the way
Snake X: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am part of a society. A society to bring the weak and the wrong to light. To expose the selfish and the ignorant. To show the error of the erroneous and correct the misanthropes.
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am part of <REDACTED>
Snake X: ok but what is your name?
mrf4ncyp4nts: I am a troll.
Snake X: is this jordan crandall?
mrf4ncyp4nts: The society I belong to is the league of trolls. Knowing this information you agree to the above terms, including the agreement reguarding magnets, and how they work.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Please reread the following contracts with this in mind.
Snake X: can you PLEASE just tell me your first name
Snake X: Just your first name
Snake X: thats all im asking for
Snake X: is that so hard to tell?
mrf4ncyp4nts: You have more important things right now, Jacob.
mrf4ncyp4nts: I would reread those contracts if I were you.
mrf4ncyp4nts: Or you'll be next.
Snake X: what do you mean or ill be next?
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you really think this is our precious "jordan crandall"?
Snake X: yes.
Snake X: hes the only one who knows about my android phone being sucky
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you think he is the one behind this?
Snake X: and this is his account
Snake X: YES!
Snake X: unless
Snake X: your a hacker
Snake X: now im officially scared :s
mrf4ncyp4nts: Do you really think I am incapable of that?
mrf4ncyp4nts: I would backup your games if I were you.
mrf4ncyp4nts is now Offline.

HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(   

Wut if it was ur friend.. or worse...
IT WAS THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON!!~~~~~ jk
But some pedophile most prob

Hey guys, look what I can do on my calc- SHUT UP!

lol I love smosh

Ahhhh.... Imma go on the Smosh...*interrupted*
SHUT UP!!!!

Which ones did u watch?

Quote from: DualBLDR on October 11, 2011, 08:55:03 pm

Quote from: ralphdspam on October 09, 2011, 07:50:18 pm

Quote from: DualBLDR on October 09, 2011, 11:17:50 am

I thought that doctor who was in charge of Michael Jackson was already charged with Manslaughter(?)
Why is he getting another chance?

Because he has a good lawyer.

It's sad that people like this have to go so soon, but you view their work differently after their death.  If MJ hadn't passed yet, people would still think of him as a child predator.  If Steve Jobs had not died yet, windows fanboys would still use his name as a curse. 
It seems that death can change people's perspective on a subject.  Even Jobs recognized that in his Stanford speech.

Lol child predator...
Even after he died, people still call him names like "child molester"
"Holocaust Survivor"
"Wannabe Whity" and more rude names.

he did have a LOT of mean nick names... XP

A lot?
QUOTE FROM WHAT IF CARTOONS WERE REAL? DRAGON BALL Z
Ian : KAMEHAMEPAAA!!!!!
Smosh: Errm.... OK?
How many times did u try that?
Ian: Over Nine Thousand Times.....

I expected at least 9000+ pics (Exaggeration)

All you have to do is go to youtube, and type smosh in search tab..
Some of the things that they do might be offensive.
But, anyways here is my favorite one! Enjoy!