A pope was walking through the woods when he saw three republicans shielding a democrat, and beating up a bear. The pope thinks to himself : "I thought republicans and democrats were enemies! I guess I was wrong."
When the republicans were done with the bear, they loaded it on to a truck. The pope walked up to them and said "Ahh...there are good people in the world who protects their enemies!" and blessed them. When the pope left, one of the republicans said to the others : "Hey load the democrat on to the truck. Let's go hunt another bear...
(These are jokes... don't be offended)
Five black guys were on a riding on a cadillac. Then, they hit a bump, and fly off the Grand Canyon, crash, and they all die. What's sad about this story?
Why do blond people always have headphones on?
How do chinese parents name their children?
I don't get it....
George Bush, the president of Mexico, and the president of Iraq were sitting in a train. The Iraquise president looked out the window, threw out a gun and said "We have too many of these in out country."
The Mexican president threw out a sombrero out the window and said "We have too many of these in our country." Then, George Bush threw out the
Mexican president and said " We have too many of these in our country."
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