1792: You file bug reports with people's parents.

I offer myself up to take over this project.

Here are my reviews in no particular order.

Tag: Loved it. Clear,  if kinda blah graphics, with lots of extra chrome to make up for it (The Paint animations, the blood spatter, the swirlyness of the door) and kick ass menus. The levels kinda pigeonhole you into one solution that takes more precision than the controls provide (why do you go halfway across the room with one press of a button, why?) and the ability to remap the buttons would be much appreciated, because the current setup could be much improved. The game gets too hard too fast, and I'm stuck at level 8, before I even get speed paint. Despite this, the game is excellent, and it's because of its excellence that the flaws stand out so much.

Fancy Pants: Eeek! Interesting concept, but poorly executed. The lines disappear when off the screen, and the jump lags horribly. Needs more explanation and feels like a half-hearted attempt. The character sprites are well done, though

Cube Droid: Extremely pretty, wonderful sprites, and I have no idea what I'm doing.

Axle: Another beauty, but some more explanation could be useful. Didn't work until I recompiled it for Ion. The jumping feels very unpredictable, though, because I have no idea what I can make and what I cannot. It also feels like the jumping height should be lowered, and double jump should be added, but maybe that's just me. It's very old school, and that includes attempting to be Nintendo Hard.

Stick Ninja: Lol, every time I pressed new, it glitched and dropped me on the wrong side of the wall on the first level and gave me 32 lives. Worked when I pressed Load, but the transition left the bottom row of pixels in "load" on the screen. It seems to me that, as a ninja, you should be able to walljump. Nice menu though.
EDIT: Somehow, the load and new options got their positions switched, either that, or I have horrendous memory and got them backwards, so it was actually load that glitched. I think it's the latter.

Escape: Old school. For what it is, it's very good, but what it is has been done to death. It feels like it would be better with even more game elements.

Nymless: What kind of fool do you take me for? This game is a blatant ripoff of N and it doesn't even get the feel right. Pathetic.

Easy Game: Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Spacky Enterprise: Couldn't get it to work.

I found a bug!
TAG doesn't delete the temporary appvar it creates once it finishes, instead leaving it in RAM

how about have the number keys also fire paint?

Well, its like having 5, 6, or even 7 (depending on the diversity of the levels) different games. But you did good not trying to make a bunch of levels, you focused on the quality of the game, which is truely better.

Gosh, thanks.

^Like if the total file size comes to ~30k haha. If I had time for compression I might've been able to fit StickNinja all in the app though, hmmmm

Leafiness0; You should make Tag smoothscrolling. That way you could use 8x8 graphics Also I'm sad that it's 15mhz, running my batteries down =/

heh, I should make a 8x8 zoom in button for nymless.