Man, none of the computers here at school have TI-Connect! I have to wait 'till I get home!

Forget everything you thought you knew about Blaid Drugg, here's the official specs of the Blaid Drugg interpreted language.
All numbers are 16-bit two's complement signed integers.
Memory is allocated in 768-byte pages with Get(N where N can be any single char that'll fit into an appvar name.
There are two more 768-byte structures, one of which is the operating space, accessed via 9-bit pointers (The "houses" are 16-bits wide), and the other is the stack. Note that anything that goes off the end of the stack does not come back.
 Commands:

{ overwrites the data in the operating space with the data in the last-GetCalc'd page
! exchanges the data in the operating space with the last-GetCalc'd page
} overwrites the data in the last GetCalc'd page with the data in the operating space
A 1 or 0 anywhere in the program causes the interpreter to read the next eight bytes in the program, access that word in the operating space, push it onto the stack, and resume interpretation at the end of the pointer, unless proceeded by a ->
-> reads the next nine bytes in the program, uses them as a pointer, and pops the top number in the stack and puts it in the operating space at the pointed to address.
(-) [negative] adds one to the top number of the stack.
If reads the top number in the stack and, if nonzero, continues execution as normal, 16 bytes later. If the top number is 0, however, the interpreter reads those following sixteen bytes, turns them into a pointer, and jumps to that byte in the program.
. deletes top number of stack.
Linebreaks are for cowards
Anything not recognized by the interpreter is a noop, but be aware that two-byte tokes may caue weird things to happen

The following commands operate on the top two numbers of the stack:
+ pushes their sum
- [minus] pushes their difference
* pushes their signed product
/ pushes their signed quotient
^o pushes their bitwise NAND
^r pushes their bitwise NOR
? pushes their bitwise XOR
, swaps them.

Nah. This is a backburner project I'm starting. Has Brainfuck started to make sense yet?
Edit: It's 0037 where I am. What I am doing up so late I don't know.

You thought Antenora was bad? You ain't seen nothing yet. Introducing Blaid Drugg, a language that makes Brainfuck make sense. The number type is base 2-7i+j-8k integer-coefficent quaternions. The language has many such wonderful features as:
A confusing manual
Misleading, frightengly inaccurate documentation
Violation of the universe
A data structure that may or may not be a queue at any moment in time
A general state of commotion
Text in the original digital font: Braille
User defined EVERYTHING

Axe: chopping away parenthese to make room for new ones.

Don't forget that languages aren't neccessarily locked into being compiled or interpreted; there are C interpreters and vicse-versa. there are some features that are hard to immplement in a compiler, and some that are hard to do in an interpreter.

Maybe this means that the help staff will finally know what they're talking about. j/k, but the mode level of knowledge about the hardware that seems to come from TICares seems to be fairly low.

Aha! That explains it. I just like messing with the English language, though. Just for giggles