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Miscellaneous / Re: Poetry
« on: June 12, 2012, 05:58:54 pm »
I've got a white pen
It writes white ink
It makes things lighter
Or so I think

I used it on some yellow
That was rather dark
It made it brighter
The contrast was quite stark

But then I looked up from my paper
At the school bus, just arrived,
It seems rather off,
A difference quite contrived

As if someone was pointing out to me
That something was quite wrong
But I went on heedless;
The bus was like that all along.

It was then a drop of red
Fell upon my page
My nose was bleeding on my paper!
I flew into a mental rage

How dare it mess up my paper?
My paper with white ink?
I'll teach that blood a lesson.
Next time, it'll think.

I took my white pen
And I blotted out that red
After that, I looked up,
And saw that everyone looked quite dead.

I shrugged it off;
Humans have always been pallid
I return to my paper,
And see something quite rancid.

There's blue lines all across the page!
Marring the beautiful white!
I know what must be done
To fix this horrible blight.

I whip out my white pen
And run it across the paper
Boustrophedonically,
Like a farming crusader.

I finish up my noble quest,
And look up at the sky
Such a majestic white swath
So pleasing to the eye.

I look and see a tree
Its leaves are green and its bark, too
What kind of tree is that?
So I whiten it up, too.

'Twas then I saw my shoes
They were orange; that couldn't do.
So I took out my white pen.
You know the rest, don't you?

I looked out upon the world,
And saw some purple black
So I went to fix it
My white pen went "snicker-snack"

I looked around once again
And all was white, as it should.
I fell to the ground that day
Get up again? I never could.

They say that after I died,
The world stopped being blank.
I hope they know it's not my fault;
They have my pen to thank.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« on: June 07, 2012, 03:58:52 pm »
2879: You run around campus giving people calculator programming lessons

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TI Z80 / Re: [Contest Entry] AntiZer0
« on: June 06, 2012, 12:55:21 am »
Wait, I don't get it. What exactly do you do in this game?
The computer's playing a game, and you're trying to make it lose. Or cry. Or quit in frustration. One of the three.

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Miscellaneous / Re: How cheap is your keyboard?
« on: June 05, 2012, 01:40:26 pm »
H CK BN FX JMD V H LAZ DG
^Standard Mac Keyboard

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TI Z80 / Re: [Contest Entry] AntiZer0
« on: June 05, 2012, 12:26:47 am »
Lol nope
Code: [Select]
Delvar L data
62->dim L data
Clear home
Clr draw
For a,1,3000
Rnd int 1,62->B
L data (B)+1->L data(B)
Pxl on b,L data(B)
End
Um, how is this relevant?

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TI Z80 / [Contest Entry] AntiZer0
« on: June 04, 2012, 01:03:05 pm »
Ever feel like the Random Number Generator has it in for you?
Is it conspiring against you, plotting to ensure you never get what you need?
Now, you can fight back.
The computer sat down for a nice game of Zer0es, and you get the chance to have your revenge as the Random Number God.

Your task?
Make the computer cry.

Or, failing that, at least make it quit in frustration.

But you have to be fast--if the numbers run out, you lose, and it gets faster every time the computer makes a 0
If it makes all eight numbers at the bottom 0, it wins, and you lose.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: The awkward moment when...
« on: May 28, 2012, 11:40:21 pm »
When your mom tells you you have pretty eyes.

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Ooh, I needed this.
Now, to figure out what to do.

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OmnomIRC Development / The Logs are broken
« on: May 24, 2012, 12:36:23 am »
http://omnom.omnimaga.org/irc/efnet/?channel=omnimaga#bottom Seems to be broken. Not only do they seem to be in no order whatsoever, but the logs for the past several weeks aren't there at all. They stop at April 22, 2012.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« on: May 24, 2012, 12:26:51 am »
2747: You remember the thumbs-down buttons

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Math and Science / Re: Cool math hacks
« on: May 21, 2012, 05:51:38 pm »
That's useful.

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TI Z80 / Re: My Little RPG: Friendship is Magic
« on: May 18, 2012, 05:49:20 pm »
Some confirmed attacks:

Twilight
          Fancy Mathematics
                    Twi spouts complicated formulae that leave enemies scratching their heads
          Fissure
                    Twilight rips the ground apart
          Thrash
                    Ms. Sparkle grabs an enemy with her telekinesis and throws them about
          Gatling Twilight
                    Pinkie Pie and Twilight team up to unleash a barrage of magic bolts at the foes
          Shatter
                    Twi summons gems from the ground, shatters them, and sends the shards flying
          Crater
                    Twi causes a subsurface explosion. Hard to control.
          Horn Cannon
                    Twi charges up her horn for a furious blast of magical energy

Pinkie Pie
          TwitchaTwitch
                    Pinkie's tail twitches; a potted plant falls.
          Party Cannon
                    Pinkie Pie unleashes her Party Cannon
          Gatling Twilight
                    Pinkie Pie and Twilight team up to unleash a barrage of magic bolts at the foes
          

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News / Re: OURL
« on: May 14, 2012, 07:19:26 pm »
Yay, working things?

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Humour and Jokes / Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« on: May 11, 2012, 05:50:15 pm »
2738: There is music on your calc
2739: You once wouldn't let a friend play a calc game for fear he'd mess up the save
2740: You hack the savefiles on your calc games

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Miscellaneous / Re: What is your avatar?
« on: May 09, 2012, 09:36:57 pm »
I changed mine to teh best pony.
Didn't you know? Everypony is best pony!

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