116- When you use a bricked calculator as weight on papers.
117- The best thing you done during your calculator usage was avoiding bricking it.

116- You fall into severe depression if you have to go for more than 24 hours without using a calc or visiting omni.
117- You have a backup of you calculator data with you at all times in case you crash your calc and lose all data

165: You have the ROMs of every calculator made by TI
166: You customize the run indicator to display a rickroll

165 - You printed calc84maniac z80 assembly instruction set

166 - You beg your friend with a TI-89 Titanium to let you put a GB emulator on it

312: You brute forced the admin password to your parents computers to get into Omnimaga

320:You spell Nazi as not(c

441. When on a different computer, you often accidentally search for 'O' because you just pressed O Enter.

441 (moving back one) (referring to #440): In a few days, all your friends' computers also autocomplete "o" to omnimaga.org.

442. You modified your calc to handle a full colored WXGA ldc screen that is the same size as the nspire producing 16k colors. (that would be awesome)

442. You break into TI's headquarters and steal all of their secret documents

476:  we have our internet browser up all day on omnimaga, on the day of an axe update.

478: You code your own OS for the calculator

486: You're overjoyed when you find the link cable you lost almost a year ago.

486. xkcd is law.

545.  Your local restaurant knows that for you "Netham" = "Lobster". 

545: When you go to a fancy restaurant and order Lobster, the waiter looks at you funny when you ask him why it's the wrong color

689. You've looked at this thread even once.

688. You are counting down the posts on this thread hoping to get the 1000th sign.

746: You've rewired your calculator's processor to not only understand Binary, but also Ternary, Quaternary, Decimal, and pure Hex.

746: All answers to math problems are in the range 0 to 255.99609375.

753: 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 73 6f 20 75 73 65 64 20 74 6f 20 23 37 34 37 20 74 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 6f 72 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6e 75 6d 62 65 72 20 6f 6e 65 20 62 6f 6f 6b 6d 61 72 6b

753: 89 11 11 17 32 10 71 10 11 11 19 32 11 61 04 97 11 63 21 16 10 41 05 11 53 21 05 11 51 10 39 11 63 21 19 11 41 05 11 61 16 10 11 10 32 10 51 10 32 72 10 11 20 44 32 98 11 71 16 32 10 51 10 11 51 16 10 19 71 00 32 10 51 10 32 68 10 19 91 05 10 99 71 08

808: You've noticed this list is getting close to 42 pages.

808: You have your teacher get mad at you by having the connect-to=class thing for the nspire, for free...

838. You actually answer 42 for everything that needs an answer.

840: You have this (http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/405/40547.html) program

944. You have considered locking this thread as it nears 1000 so you can have the 1000th thing.

943: You never say calculator unless you're talking with some n00b at school...you always say "calc"

1162: You get confused whenever you type on a computer keyboard because you can't get letters to display in capitals.

1162: You can't wait to show off your calc programming skills to your grandparents tomorrow (aka Christmas Day).

1256: This also applies to every other thread in the forum.

1256: You read IRC logs even when it's not your spare time.

1279: You run a particle simulator on the calc you simulated in Minecraft, which you simulated with a calc you simulated with rocks.

1279: You simulate rocks with your calc

1473: You repeat stuff already said in this thread.

1472: You don't repeat anything said here.

1527: You actually considered using some of the lines from 1526

1527: You've used some of the lines from 1526

1573: Your ears bleed when you listened to the video.

1573: You don't allow you mother to cook lobsters for fear of revenge from Netham45

1577: You number your posts in anticipation

1577: You got tired of figuring out the post background color so you put them in your sig.

1675: You say "ERR:Syntax" instead of "spelling mistake"
1675 bis: you say "Pause 108000" instead of "Wait a minute"

1679: You write an ASM Hex program to solve a problem on the SAT.

1674: you go crazy when unable to browse omni for 3 days

1815: You think you're very stupid becauase you don't know why 16384

1819: You're happy that you aren't stupid any longer and that you know it now.

1846: Your post count would be about 10x more than it is now if they did

1846: Your post count is already ten times more than it is now.

1859: You've learned how not to loose the game.

1848: You have a pink USB cable.

1863: You leave Easter Eggs in your signs.

1876: You've fixed the count in this thread at least once./me looks in Darl181's general direction...

1962: Messing up the numbering has no effect on you

1962: You mess it up back.

2004: You've corrected the numbering at least once

2004: you've corrected it back

2016: you glare at homer-16 for correcting you
2016: you say someone can go ahead with 2017 now

2025: You always spell numbar like that, as well as #963
2025: You couldn't find the pink USB cable you were looking for, but you found a white USB cable and drew on that instead.

2182: That's where you learned it was Programmers' Day September 12th.

2181: You all ready knew about dream in code

2186: your calc goes in yuor pocket at lunch. thats where the candy wrappers come from.

2186: Your calc doesn't go in your pocket at lunch (supar true!!!!one)

2227: You have 10+ calculators in a school bag

2227: you have 80 BASIC progs on your calc that you forgot to delete, or thought you might use. (true)

2279: \ is depressing

2279: you find out that fisch is flyingfisch's last name.

2291: You want to be a lobster too.

2291: You handwrite so fast your calligraphy contains typos

2328: You go off to start spamming

2328: You start trying everything out.

2354: You start fantasizing about if you had items from calc games IRL/me fires some bouncers around the thread and scampers

2354: the only thing on your "wish list" is a calc

2395: You do: Batteries.

2408: You started the topic that spawned (yes, that was me! Whoo! I feel important now!)

2408:This link has been spreading in your school (It's not a rickroll, it's worse). (

&feature=related)

2411: You are disappointed that it does not work

2411: Instead of digging through nested spoilers, you just click "Quote".

2440: Half of your TI-84+SE's memory is belong to music.

2241: You have the converters.

2274: Your teacher already gave up and doesn't even care anymore

2274: Your teacher knew from the beginning it was a battle that could not be won

2285: But to get trophies on your profile

2283: Your substitute for games is instead to post and chat on omnimaga

2324: You remember that it includes addiction to Omni as well

2324: You didn't even think about it to remember because you are literally constantly thinking about Omnimaga. (Sadly, almost true )

2338: Freyaday loves catgirls
2239: I got the new page

2265: You make a program that runs in Axe and Grammar

2265: You, instead of using the space bar, type %20.

2338:You use the same method to get 9001 right now

2239: you knew Hayleia couldn't because there's a post size limit of 65535 characters

2256: You once blocked memory menu with MirageOS, making teacher badly pissed

2356: You don't care because you have 2 other calcs in your bag, and they are worst than the one the teacher took away.

2369: you know exactly what 2368 is about

2470:ruler's avatar changes.

2492: You have met everyone in the Omni community even though they are far away in pop tart lands

2393: You're actually the one who sent 2390 to Freyaday

2400: You believe 2395 has already been written while writing 2395.

2313: We repeat stuffs in here. A lot./me runs

2328: C and K

2328:jk

2417: Once again, restoring the count correctly. I think. It messed up lots of time before.

2435: You know it comes in waves

2454: Like the ocean!

2468: You have an even bigger banhammer.

2467: You banhammered someone away irl (true)

2475: you are TBO's bro

2475: When you have to decide something, but don't know what you should choose, you let your calc generate a random number instead of tossing a coin (true).

2488: you subscribed to the omni RSS feed so you could be the first to know about new posts

2485: You use the post notifier program

2549: Omnimaga manages to appear 2 times.

2549: (true) The teacher wrote "Un ressort avec N spires" on the board (talking about a spring, in French) and that was not even me that noticed first, but one of my friends told me "Hey, it's a Nspire spring !"

2745: You have MLP content in your profile even if you've never watched the show

2745: Your nerdiest friends bash on you for loving you calculator so much, saying "It's just a calculator"

2749: you have pretty much the oldest programmable calculator

2746: You stay on Omni even if you hate MLP

2755: you considered begging for a computer section

2856: You ask thousands of times for a computer section

2863: Your sig does not contain "the game" in a big font, rather it's hidden somewhere.

2862: You say "I lost the game" on every post

2867: You use words like Ourl and Peanut as proper nouns

2878: You try to bring as many people as possible to omnimaga

2889: You have your personal office for calc programming.

2889: You manage to lose constantly, even thought it's against the rules (30 min pause)

2906: You can't find your calc, and now you're depressed.

2906 : your pc crash and you can't connect to omnimaga, so you borrow the pc of your little brother

3257: You already noticed that ages ago

3253: You still remember the older avatars of almost everyone

3672: you ask why that number persistently.

3672: You know that your number is divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 12, 17, 18, 24, 27, 34, 36, 51, 54, 68, 72, 102, 108, 136, 153, 204, 216, 306, 408, 459, 612, 918, 1224, 1836, and 3672

3735: The powers of two are the only round numbers.

3735: You count in binary

3813: You didn't.

3812: You bought more paper only to print this topic

3974 : You break your friends' calcs "accidentally". (true story)
3980 : If you find a lost calc, you reset the memory and put your stuff on it.

4233. After all that time, you couldn't come up with a good name

4233: You suggest lisa

4282: You get featured on the national radio? o.o

4293: You got featured on erm... /me runs

4326: You invented true story brackets. (Possibly a true story)

4326: You use true story square brackets [true story]

4344: You screw with people by editing these posts.

4344: You glare at willrandship

4388: You use "you" when you really mean "I"

4388: THE GAME

4534: You also read that on your own programs and thought that they were thus outputting wrong stuff (true story)

4534 : because the game

4583: You already passed AP Calc BC (true story)

4583: You will wait until omnimaga finishes loading, even though your internet is terribly slow

4603: You know where #4601 came from

4603: You read all the signs since the last time you posted (true story)

4788: when THIS http://ourl.ca/18637
4779: When your W's are alternating capitalization.

4784: You notice that Dapianokid forgot to add "(true story)" to his last 3 signs

4784: when you play Rachmaninoffs Preludes for real. (true story, friend )

4795: You quote Homer-16, go up to “author=” and change the name

4596: You rickroll people in school (true story)

4628: You go on omni during vacation (true story)

4627: You code while on vacation.