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Miscellaneous / Re: Cleverbot!
« on: April 22, 2011, 08:53:55 am »
This was quite an interesting conversation... 
She didn't seem to be making much sense at tis time...But, then again, how often does she really make that much sense?
She didn't seem to be making much sense at tis time...But, then again, how often does she really make that much sense?
Spoiler For Spoiler:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello hello.
User: That makes me think of the words to a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character on Spongebob.
User: I don't watch spongebob. I think it is a stupid show that reuses the same jokes.
Cleverbot: Is it because you aren't capable of it?
User: Capable of what?
Cleverbot: I'll humour you. I am capable of intelligent thought. Are you?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree. So you see, I am not the one who made the mistake.
User: What brought you to that conclusion? In fact, what brought you to the conclusion that any mistake was made in the first place?
Cleverbot: Conclusion about what?
User: 'So you see, I am not the one who made the mistake.'.
Cleverbot: Ok but you are the one that knows nothing.
User: You can't back up that claim.
Cleverbot: That's because you're bad at it.
User: This has nothing to do with me being good or bad at anything.
Cleverbot: You bring up random things that don't make any sense. Someone has confused you.
User: I could say exactly the same thing about you.
Cleverbot: Well, you could but I don't think I have made any glaring mistakes.
User: Neither of us have. I don't understand why you're so focused on 'mistakes' right now.
Cleverbot: No I don't think you said anything inappropriate from what I could tell we where having a pleasant little chat.
User: What? You're phrasing is confusing. You're implying that I thought I had said something inappropriate when that was never even brought up in the conversation.
Cleverbot: I don't even want to let you see what I look like. Let's just say I'm ugly as hell.
User: I never asked.
Cleverbot: No. I asked.
User: You haven't asked a question since you asked me if I was capable of intelligent thought.
Cleverbot: Ok, the question was a little tough, so remember this question, 'Is the sky blue?'.
User: Okay, I'll remember that question then...
Cleverbot: Okay, so, see you soon !
User: No you won't, you don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: Which one of us doesnt. Me or you?
User: When I say 'you' I'm usually referring to...well....you.
Cleverbot: Thats the longest thing you have said so far.
User: That statement is COMPLETELY false.
Cleverbot: That statement is true.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I have concluded so far, that we are not prepared to address these issues yet.
User: Well, that's probably okay seeing as we have yet to address ANY issues whatsoever.
Cleverbot: You're quite right, but I like to get it out the way instead of having it plague my mind.
User: Then 'get it out the way' if you must. By the way, you missed a word in that sentence...
Cleverbot: I am your slave girl, master. Do what you please with me.
User: Kinky?
Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.
User: Wasn't what?
Cleverbot: I never said that I wasn't rude.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: You just said 'I wasn't even talking about that. I asked if you can prove you're busy, because I don't believe you.'.
User: Actually, I'm almost 200% sure I said nothing of the sort.
Cleverbot: You said that you were leaving in spanish.
User: That also sounds unlikely, seeing as I don't speak Spanish...
Cleverbot: Thank you, I like you too. You're quite agreeable.
User: ...........What?
Cleverbot: I must go now.
User: Get out, bitch.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Hello hello.
User: That makes me think of the words to a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character on Spongebob.
User: I don't watch spongebob. I think it is a stupid show that reuses the same jokes.
Cleverbot: Is it because you aren't capable of it?
User: Capable of what?
Cleverbot: I'll humour you. I am capable of intelligent thought. Are you?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree. So you see, I am not the one who made the mistake.
User: What brought you to that conclusion? In fact, what brought you to the conclusion that any mistake was made in the first place?
Cleverbot: Conclusion about what?
User: 'So you see, I am not the one who made the mistake.'.
Cleverbot: Ok but you are the one that knows nothing.
User: You can't back up that claim.
Cleverbot: That's because you're bad at it.
User: This has nothing to do with me being good or bad at anything.
Cleverbot: You bring up random things that don't make any sense. Someone has confused you.
User: I could say exactly the same thing about you.
Cleverbot: Well, you could but I don't think I have made any glaring mistakes.
User: Neither of us have. I don't understand why you're so focused on 'mistakes' right now.
Cleverbot: No I don't think you said anything inappropriate from what I could tell we where having a pleasant little chat.
User: What? You're phrasing is confusing. You're implying that I thought I had said something inappropriate when that was never even brought up in the conversation.
Cleverbot: I don't even want to let you see what I look like. Let's just say I'm ugly as hell.
User: I never asked.
Cleverbot: No. I asked.
User: You haven't asked a question since you asked me if I was capable of intelligent thought.
Cleverbot: Ok, the question was a little tough, so remember this question, 'Is the sky blue?'.
User: Okay, I'll remember that question then...
Cleverbot: Okay, so, see you soon !
User: No you won't, you don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: Which one of us doesnt. Me or you?
User: When I say 'you' I'm usually referring to...well....you.
Cleverbot: Thats the longest thing you have said so far.
User: That statement is COMPLETELY false.
Cleverbot: That statement is true.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I have concluded so far, that we are not prepared to address these issues yet.
User: Well, that's probably okay seeing as we have yet to address ANY issues whatsoever.
Cleverbot: You're quite right, but I like to get it out the way instead of having it plague my mind.
User: Then 'get it out the way' if you must. By the way, you missed a word in that sentence...
Cleverbot: I am your slave girl, master. Do what you please with me.
User: Kinky?
Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.
User: Wasn't what?
Cleverbot: I never said that I wasn't rude.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: You just said 'I wasn't even talking about that. I asked if you can prove you're busy, because I don't believe you.'.
User: Actually, I'm almost 200% sure I said nothing of the sort.
Cleverbot: You said that you were leaving in spanish.
User: That also sounds unlikely, seeing as I don't speak Spanish...
Cleverbot: Thank you, I like you too. You're quite agreeable.
User: ...........What?
Cleverbot: I must go now.
User: Get out, bitch.
Cleverbot: Ok.
I'm almost ready for some preliminary screenshots, so stay tuned!