The way Dad was talking, I was expecting a big, fat, goodbye.

There is this chinese proverb "Don't make decisions when you're angry, don't make promises when you're happy". I bet your dad was angry when he decided to lock your computer down... Now that he calmed down (a bit), I think he sees that it's a bit too much

quick question: do you only test for collision at the center of the ship? it seems so.

If you don't say it's randomly generated, you could even make people believe you made it yourself. congrats!

edit: Idont seem to be able to change the seed.edit2: nevermind the number was too big
Also, can you add an option to remove the drums?

You are asking for a tutorial for making a shooting game. That's about the same as asking us to make a shooting game. You also don't really say what you've got already, I'm sure you have already tried to make things. What are the problems you have? Don't you understand how to code things in Axe, or do you not understand the theory behind a shooter? Once we know where exactly to help you with, we are happy to answer!
Anyways, Deep Thought made a SHMUP (shoot-em-up) tutorial a while back here. Please note that this is written for an older version of Axe so information might not be 100% accurate. I am actually creating a SHMUP for PC right now, so I can also provide you with information.
Last but not least, welcome to Omnimaga, you can introduce yourself here! I hope you enjoy your stay!

just make sure to have 10 different notes all over the keyboard and it'll be unplayable even for the most experiences player

Lol, nice one. Will post one myself soon.

If it's in The Netherlands or just over the border in Germany or Belgium, yes.
France or further: nope :\