Actually, I do know one person who can code.... But not on omnimaga. But he doesn't really count since the most advanced program he ever made was one that takes the number that you input and adds 10 to it. He calls it.... Plus 10!

Ive never used a pxl-test pt-off or pt-change in my codes

So, does that mean this project is discontinued?

Edit: Nvm, I see that it's in the discontinued section

Updates:
Death screen
Animation of killing enemies
Pretty much working health bar
Levels!
Maybe other stuff that I forgot to say

Malfunctioning :
With 4 or less enemy waves:
     Health malfunctions: 6%
     Enemy invincibility: 5%
     No enemy regeneration: 5%
With 5 or more enemy waves:
     Health malfunctions: 70%
     Enemy invincibility: 90% (chance of at least one being invincible per wave)
     No enemy regeneration: ?

Usually cant find no regeneration percent with >4 since enemies are almost always invincible.
It suddenly changes to not working once it exceeds 4.

Screenie of new stuff including flaming death

Just so a ball doesn't fall through a line?
I have no idea of to what extent the advancedness of what you want is... But whatever.
If assuming that's what you want, but I might be wrong
Just do something like
If y-sprite height<25
Y++
End
If the line is at 25 y axis.

For collision in general to check if 2 things are touching I usually do
X is x of first object
Y is y of first object
A Is x of second
B is y of second

If abs(X-A)<6
If abs(Y-B)<6
Stuff
End
End

That'll check if if the 2 objects are less than six pixels apart.

Super boots, trampoline, jetpack, invincibility bubble, extra lives...

What is the maximum program size? I'm at 7000 bytes now.