Right click the extra ram and hit "Delete". Duh.

I ordered a lobster for my computer, but it wasn't blue.

So, here's my IRC bot that has a bunch of random utilities
It'll be around 24/7 once I get my withg account all set up
(Thanks, alberthro! )

The bot is coded in Java using PircbotX.
Source code

Also, when I say pastebin, I'm referring to pastehtml.com.

Here are the commands that it has so far:

%define [word]

Retrieves the definition of a word.

Example:
<epic7> %define enigma
<epic7> [EpicBot] mystery , enigma , secret , closed book (noun) - something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained; "how it got out is a mystery"; "it remains one of nature's secrets"
<epic7> [EpicBot] For full definition, go to http://goo.gl/JvAje

<epic7> %define Sorunome
<epic7> [EpicBot] Sorunome (noun) - Derpy Hooves
<epic7> [EpicBot] For full definition, go to THE GAME

%shorten [URL]

Shortens a URL

Example:
<epic7> %shorten http://omnimaga.org
<epic7> [EpicBot] Shortened URL: http://goo.gl/q6Cjv

%paste [message]

Sends a message to a pastebin; html code is accepted

Example:
<epic7> %paste <h1>I AM HUNGRY</h1>
<epic7> [EpicBot] Pasted message: http://goo.gl/3rgBJ

%log

Pastes a log of the past 64 posts on your channel.
Html tags are apparently accepted in the log; that's a bug

Example:
<epic7> %log
<epic7> [EpicBot] Log for #omnimaga-spam: http://goo.gl/44jTJ

%dice [amount]

Rolls a given amount of dice, up to 2048. Even though nobody would ever need to roll 2048 dice at once

Example:
<epic7> %dice 2048
<epic7> [EpicBot] http://goo.gl/Z5CRK

%translate [from] [to] [message]

Translates text and sends it to pastebin. Sends to pastebin by default because I can't get the special characters to work correctly in omnom.
Uses bing translator api. Probably won't be very reliable, but whatever

For from and two, accepted values are
e- English
f- French
d or g- German
s- Spanish

Example:
<epic7> %translate e d Where's my dinner?
<epic7> [EpicBot] http://goo.gl/pUeGS

%stranslate [from] [to] [message]

Does the same as above, but posts to IRC instead of giving a pastebin link.

Example:
<epic7> %stranslate s e quise comer un reloj porque ellos son deliciosos
<epic7> [EpicBot] I wanted to eat a clock because they are delicious

%translol [message]

Does nothing useful, but can be kinda funny.
Translates from English to French, French to German, German to Spanish, and Spanish back to English

Example:
<epic7> %translol Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!
<epic7> [EpicBot] Congratulations of the jury, the criminals! I'm trying to capture the list of medicinal products for the preparation of affordable edible! WHO WILL JOIN ME?

Other commands
%time
%test
%whoami

3921: You're mad because nothing Nick says has caps

It doesn't matter. You took my only food.
Now I'm gonna starve.



Somebody stole my lolipop

Death rays hurt people and hurting people is wrong. Shame on you.

Where's my dinner?

3916: You have 1010 respect

3917: You stabbed Sorunome for adding an extra 1
3918: You dislike Sorunome's post and un-dislike it so you could make him reach 100 respect again

wat.
Failblog?
Failblog?