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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 06:31:40 pm »
Ask netham45 for pills.

I installed ubuntu on my tablet but it wont boot up. Instead, it gives an error message: 'Please connect keyboard and press enter'

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 05:26:25 pm »
try posting at the post office.

My computer says "please insert RAM" when it boots up.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 05:12:24 pm »
Use espresso instead.

My computer crashes if I use windows.

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Web Programming and Design / Re: Google's new navigation
« on: December 09, 2011, 05:01:03 pm »
I didnt know there was more to the internet than armor games and miniclip in 2004. lol. (I was 10)

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 04:58:29 pm »
Try buffering your windows with a soft towel before looking through them.

IE crashed and i cant get it to start anymore.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 04:48:44 pm »
Give it a telephone.

My calc doesn't like me anymore.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 04:13:51 pm »
You can't.

My computer freezes if i nyan too much.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 03:50:40 pm »
eat apple instead.

my Wacom tablet wont work.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 03:12:02 pm »
YOU PLACED APPLE FIRST??!!! HOW DARE YOU! Please type 10^∞ times: I like Open-source. Microsoft and Apple are restrictive, ugly, mean, discriminatory, and selfish. You can add egotistical in there too.

My mouse won't work.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 03:00:18 pm »
Think about a rock

My computer is slow

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Humour and Jokes / Re: What is your favorite joke?
« on: December 09, 2011, 01:38:03 pm »
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner.

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 01:35:55 pm »
rickroll the person who made you lose.

i installed ubuntu and now i cant boot windows XP!

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 01:04:53 pm »
Every time you view a webpage, press ctrl+a

I tried pressing each of these keys in succession and it wont work: ctrl, +, a.

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Casio Calculators / Re: LuaFX Documentation
« on: December 09, 2011, 01:02:23 pm »
Wow! Doesn't sound like the nspire is very nspire-ing. :P

Happy I didn't get a TI-calc!

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Humour and Jokes / Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 12:52:46 pm »
hydrogen. its green and eco-friendly.

my the letters , , , , , d n't w rk n m s st m. pl  s h lp!

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