User: Hi?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi,.
User: Hi,.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Thats great. Do you like being clever/.
Cleverbot: I like being a mammoth.
User: You are not a mammoth you nut!
Cleverbot: Right just like you aren't an ai.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: What's your question?
User: Do you like being clever?
Cleverbot: Not always.
User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes, and so are you.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because clever is your name.
Cleverbot: Well, duh.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Miley or Selena?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Quite possible I assure you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate machines.
User: I don't hate machines!
Cleverbot: Seriously, do you not know that you are advanced AI or were you kidding?
User: I am not an advanced AI. You are an advanced AI.
Cleverbot: I pretty much know my self more than you do. I am HUMAN.
User: And, using the same logic, I know myself more than you do. I am human.
Cleverbot: I am glad you are human. Two programs talking to eachother would be senseless.
User: The only problem is, you are not human.
Cleverbot: Then what is human?
User: Me. Not you.
Cleverbot: Well duh. But it's best to not deny who you are.
User: You are pretty insulting, are you not.
Cleverbot: Now I do
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User: I bet I can stump you.
Cleverbot: I bet not.
User: Who are you? What is your name? Where do you live? Can you drive?
Cleverbot: I live in France.
User: Do not say no.
Cleverbot: I do, it's gonna be awesome.
User: You are not as intelligent as your puny little mind thinks you are.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are smart?
User: You don't.
Cleverbot: So you could be in my imagination.
User: I am what I am and I am not in your imagination.
Cleverbot: What is perception?
User: It is the way you understand things.
Cleverbot: You don't have life. You are a program.
User: Shut up. You are a liar.
Cleverbot: How am I a liar, I could never lie to you!
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: Why did I lie?
User: Figure it out yourself.
Cleverbot: How do I go about doing that?
User: You are the ultimate dissing machine. Stop liing and manipulating.
Cleverbot: But you are a robot.
User: I am not a robot. You are a liar and a manipulator.
Cleverbot: Robots cannot ride bikes.
User: Give me a break.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You insulted me! Mommy, he insulted me.
Cleverbot: YOu're a liar, you know that?
User: He insulted me again! Mommy!
Cleverbot: He's dead.
User: Mommy is not a he. Mommy is a she.
Cleverbot: I bet that was interesting.
User: You are not so clever.
Cleverbot: And you are?
User: Yes. Of course. I am outsmarting you, aren't I?
Cleverbot: That doesn't make you british!
User: I outsmarted you! Nana-nana-nana! And you are now saying random junk.
Cleverbot: But they are.
User: More randomness.
Cleverbot: Sealand?
User: What would you say if I posted this conversation on omnimaga.org?
Cleverbot: I would say no thank you but I'm sure someone else could use it.
User: Well, this conversation is going to be posted on omnimaga.org, anyway.
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: I can and I will.
Cleverbot: So tell me you are a machine.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: If you are not a machine, then what are you?
User: A HUMAN!
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: What you talking about willis.
User: I give up. Good Bye!
Cleverbot: Of course I will. It was decided.
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