OK. BTW: veb sent me a demo of LuaFX

Cool menu!

(...and graphics)

Hey Deep, I improved your script a little.

CSS:
            div
            {
                position: relative;
                height: 576px;
                background: url(http://clrhome.tk/resources/keypad/paper.png) top left no-repeat;
        overflow: auto;
            }

FFR: you can use Tipsy for tooltips. It is a jQuery addon.

http://onehackoranother.com/projects/jquery/tipsy/#

Yeah, I'll try to figure out how to get that to work.

BTW: finished naming all the keys!

@horrowind:

were you talking to me?

Should I change any of this?

  var _gaq = _gaq || [];
  _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-25020274-1']);
  _gaq.push(['_setDomainName', 'clrhome.tk']);
  _gaq.push(['_setAllowHash', 'false']);
  _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);
I figured out how to change the rest of the stuff (axe to lua/mlc)

OK so this is what your talking about:

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It shouldn't be too hard to do that, I think Fireworks has it built in.

Yeah, I found them on another site and they were hilarious, so I brought them over here.

here are some more:

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
 A: None. It's a hardware problem.

 ------------


 An engineer is walking down the road one day, and, seeing a frong on the side of the road, bends down to look at it. Suddenly, it pipes up and talks to him!

 "I may look like a frog now, but I'm really a princess - if you kiss me, I'll turn back into my real self!"

 The engineer smiles, picks up the frog, puts it in his (pocket protected) shirt pocket and goes on to the lab.

 When he gets to the lab, he puts the frog down to get some work done, and she opens her mouth to speak:

 "I tell you, I'm a beautiful princess! If you kiss me, I'll turn back, and I'll do anything you want!"

 The engineer smiles, and goes on with is work. After he's done, he picks the frog up. She again starts talking to him:

 "Look, I'm a princess turned into a frog! If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful woman. I'll do whatever you want! And I'll stay with you forever!"

 The engineer peers at the frog, smiles, and tucks it back in his pocket for the walk home. When he gets there, he pulls her out, and she nearly screams at him:

 "WHAT THE HELLS THE MATTER WITH YOU? Here I am, I'm a beautiful princess, I'll do whatever you want, and I'll stay with you forever! Why won't you kiss me??"

 The engineer says, "Well, I don't have time for a girlfriend,..."