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Humour and Jokes / Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« on: April 12, 2011, 11:12:30 pm »
My way of dealing with girls is quite strange (in other people's opinions)
I was born without the natural ability to understand and pick up on social conventions like normal people.
So over the years I study people's actions and responses, and base my actions and responses from what I have learned.
So somethings are weird and go well. Somethings seem great but apparently are outrageously strange
For example (from the same day as that quote) If you compliment a girl you like 1 time a day each day at the same time, starting off with small and getting better, she will begin to like you (allot) .
A couple of things that help.
*Most of the time you should use the word today, but don't emphasize it at all!
*Make sure you say your compliment loud enough for your class to hear. Doing it everyday will state that she is yours and will make the class look forward to hearing what you have to say each day.
I was born without the natural ability to understand and pick up on social conventions like normal people.
So over the years I study people's actions and responses, and base my actions and responses from what I have learned.
So somethings are weird and go well. Somethings seem great but apparently are outrageously strange
For example (from the same day as that quote) If you compliment a girl you like 1 time a day each day at the same time, starting off with small and getting better, she will begin to like you (allot) .
A couple of things that help.
*Most of the time you should use the word today, but don't emphasize it at all!
*Make sure you say your compliment loud enough for your class to hear. Doing it everyday will state that she is yours and will make the class look forward to hearing what you have to say each day.
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