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Miscellaneous / Re: Clever jokes to 1000
« on: December 15, 2010, 08:31:38 pm »
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Miscellaneous / Re: Clever jokes to 1000« on: December 15, 2010, 08:31:38 pm »
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Humour and Jokes / Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni« on: December 15, 2010, 08:07:52 pm »1109: You listened to DJ's Xmas Core on your calculator.Does that work on TI-83+? 1110: You know what 42 is in binary. 258
Humour and Jokes / Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni« on: December 15, 2010, 07:55:55 pm »
1108: You've listened to Christmas Carols on your calc.
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Miscellaneous / Re: Clever jokes to 1000« on: December 15, 2010, 07:29:13 pm »
#22: The following comes from an email my grandmother sent my mom several years ago, back in the late '90s (and I liked it so much that I ended up memorizing it):
Jesus and the Devil were always arguing about who was better with computers. One day, God got so fed up with the fighting that he challenged them to prove once and for all who was the best with computers. Each eager to prove themselves best, Jesus and the Devil both agreed to God's challenge. "What exactly will this challenge entail?" the Devil asked. "You each have two hours to do whatever it is you two do with computers," God replied. "At the end of those two hours, whomever has the most done will be deemed to be the best with computers." So Jesus and the Devil sat down at their computers. Once both of their computers had finished booting up, God told them to start. For the next hour and 45 minutes, Jesus and the Devil both typed away at their keyboards, writing documents in Word, creating graphs in Excell, and making powerpoints. As the two-hour mark drew closer, it was beginning to look like the Devil was going to win. Suddenly the power went out. The Devil swore madly at all the work he had just lost after the power had return. But Jesus wasn't even slowed down by the blackout. When the Devil noticed this, he asked God how this was even possible. God's reply was short, simple, and to the point: "Jesus saves". 260
Miscellaneous / Re: Clever jokes to 1000« on: December 15, 2010, 06:53:10 pm »And only jokes you or a friend originally thought of.Have you ever heard of the theory that jokes come from an alien race? It comes from a scifi story my mom told me about (unfortunately, after all these years, she couldn't remember the title, so I haven't had the chance to read it myself). The statement quoted above brought it to mind. 8. Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because seven ate [eight] nine. 261
TI Z80 / Re: Multitab 83+ & Chemitab 83+« on: December 15, 2010, 05:19:13 pm »
At least it gives me a starting point to look it up.
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TI Z80 / Re: Multitab 83+ & Chemitab 83+« on: December 15, 2010, 05:00:46 pm »There's a float{ command in Axe too, but it can get confusing.It's already confusing. What's a floating point? 263
Miscellaneous / Re: Shooting During School Board Meeting« on: December 15, 2010, 04:11:08 pm »Yeah, or Polytechnique in 1989. I think there was also Concordia in 1992. A lot of crap seems to happen in Montreal sometimes X.xOr Virginia Tech a few years ago... 264
Miscellaneous / Re: What is your signature?« on: December 15, 2010, 12:22:40 pm »
Mine is full of random things.
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TI Z80 / Re: Multitab 83+ & Chemitab 83+« on: December 15, 2010, 12:20:32 pm »
Agreed. I would love to be able to work with Axe while I'm away from my computer.
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TI Z80 / Re: Multitab 83+ & Chemitab 83+« on: December 15, 2010, 09:30:40 am »
I still don't have a link cable. What I did was program it intially on my calc, then I copied it [the code] by hand to the Source Coder on Cemetech, where I exported it into a .8xp file.
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TI Z80 / Re: Multitab 83+ & Chemitab 83+« on: December 15, 2010, 09:19:09 am »I'm thinking of just modifying what I did with Multitab instead of using an actual table now.That would be very big, though, i tried it in basic too, but it was very slow with all the labelsIs Chemitab a periodic table with a look-up function (to jump to an element)?That's the plan 268
TI Z80 / Re: Multitab 83+ & Chemitab 83+« on: December 15, 2010, 08:44:23 am »Sorry to hear. Is it due to being very busy or just because you're working on different stuff now?Being very busy, and also because I've decided that I want to be able to place my full attention on Chemitab when I work on it. Also, I will be uploading the latest version of Multitab (to replace the file I attached to the first post yesterday) momentarily. This version will likely be the final version of this program to be uploaded prior to optimization. 269
TI Z80 / Re: Pokemon RPG: the forgotten quest« on: December 14, 2010, 05:09:28 pm »its the grayscale, i have to fix that, because it will get slower as the map size grows (will have to check how big the map can be without having very low speeds, tho) also, maybe the movement issue might be encountered by the (little) time that it takes to load the map, shoud fix that it loads the map every time you move and make place savingOr perhaps because I'm using Wabbit? That's what I think it is. 270
TI Z80 / Re: Multitab 83+ & Chemitab 83+« on: December 14, 2010, 05:03:31 pm »
Chemitab has officially been put on hold until June 2011. And I would like to hear your thoughts on what I've got thus far for Multitab (see first post for file, which will be upload there momentarily).
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