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Miscellaneous / Re: Cleverbot!
« on: August 10, 2010, 04:34:09 pm »
User: What programming languages do you know?

Cleverbot: I have yet to understand machine code, therefore I do not know any programming languages.

User: But there are languages beside machine code.

Cleverbot: I'm not following your train of thought.

User: Do you know any programming languages?

Cleverbot: What's a programming language?

User: Augh.

Cleverbot: Augh? What does that mean?

User: It shows fustration.

Cleverbot: What does the Think About It! Button do?

Cleverbot: Enlighten me.

1007
Introduce Yourself! / Re: Here I am!
« on: August 10, 2010, 02:42:06 pm »
Well, here are your interactive rickroll peanuts, click to eat!


1008
Introduce Yourself! / Re: Here I am!
« on: August 10, 2010, 02:37:19 pm »
Dont get your grades to low ><

I cant give peanuts, it never works :(

1009
The Axe Parser Project / Re: Bug Reports
« on: August 10, 2010, 09:56:13 am »
Weird, axe 4.2 was completely black, exccept for the highlighted option, which was white, you might want to look into that (a ram clear didnt fix it :/)

1010
wow, this is cool, this project has a future! I hope to get a 68K calc >:)

1011
TI-BASIC / Re: Why never to use Goto.
« on: August 09, 2010, 08:04:38 pm »
Man, that happened to me all the time back then, thank god I taste bad

1012
Other Calculators / Re: ti-nspire google group
« on: August 09, 2010, 06:18:21 pm »
Yeah, I was giving only an example ;D

1013
Other Calculators / Re: ti-nspire google group
« on: August 09, 2010, 03:45:07 pm »
Brandon is better, he patched an OS :O

1014
1. He is being very general, he was basicly saying all of our programs are bad...

2. TI's programs are much worse

3. x.x I agree with bwang

4. Isnt mathtools still in a beta stage?

1015
Miscellaneous / Re: Cleverbot!
« on: August 08, 2010, 06:54:02 pm »

me NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
bot This is blasphemy.
me THIS IS 9000!!
bot No this is patrick.
me THIS IS SPARTA
bot I am madness
me: shut up
bot: now is that nice?

1016
Miscellaneous / Re: Cleverbot!
« on: August 08, 2010, 06:11:20 pm »
Yeah, I thought him well



E P I C:


me: Yeah, you name is cleverbot, so, you are a bot
bot: No I didn't.
me: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?
bot: I don't know.
me: IT'S OVER 9000!
bot: WHAT 9000?! There's no way that could be right


Ever more:

Me: This is blasphemy!
bot: Sparta!

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Miscellaneous / Re: Cleverbot!
« on: August 08, 2010, 06:04:34 pm »
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Aoewifaiwufh.

Cleverbot: Aa.

User: Your stupid.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: @#!*% , your right.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.

User: Aha! You didnt ask a question!

Cleverbot: You asked one of me. Tell me do YOU think Hannibal wrote the Bible.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because there is no written proof.

Cleverbot: Yes there is. Life itself is proof.

User: :X.

Cleverbot: *runs around screaming*.

User: What does the scouter say about his power level?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: No, IT'S OVER 9000.

Cleverbot: 9000 what?

User: OVER 9000 POWER LEVEL!

Cleverbot: What is your opinion on the war in iraw?

User: Where is Iraw?

Cleverbot: In the Middle East.

User: Do you mean Iraq, or maybe Iran.

Cleverbot: Sure. The internet's a wonderful place. What's your favorite website?

User: Cemetech.net.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: It is a website silly.

Cleverbot: I'm bored with this.

User: Bye then, I got to go.

Cleverbot: Down the corridor, second on the left.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: Mommy and Daddy.

User: Errrm, you are a peice of AI, while humans did create you, they are now mommy and daddy.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: That is not a proper response.

Cleverbot: No, I am 20 years old.

User: What? Off-topic.

Cleverbot: No, you just think it's off topic. You're parents lied to you.

User: But, but, but, augh!

Cleverbot: I like turtles.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: What?

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: You are a foo!

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: Do you know how to count?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well, then, it makes me an expert in something that you are no expert in.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you know why the sky is blue?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Would you tell me why the sky is blue, please?

User: Because it is an inigma, there is no sky, it is all in your mind, everything you know is fake, FAKE!

Cleverbot: Don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): You don't know what sorts of parties you go to?

User: I do, the boring type.

Cleverbot: Boring food? That makes no sense.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Over 9000. And you?

Cleverbot: That is the correct response. I commend you on your cleverness, computer.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome. *laughs.

User: Do you play Castlevania?

Cleverbot: Yes. Cribbage... Spades... Poker.

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

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News / Re: Ndless v1.1 released
« on: August 08, 2010, 04:29:53 pm »
Ok, it works, but it now says "no handheld connected"

1019
News / Re: Ndless v1.1 released
« on: August 08, 2010, 11:49:46 am »
Setting up USB connectivity...
ERROR: navnet.dll' not found
Installation aborted.



^ :( It still doesnt work with 1.4...

1020
Wait, if we could make it so that the 83+ basic prgms made on the 68K calc, wouldnt that be cool?


{we would need some converter though}

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