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My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« on: July 16, 2011, 02:07:56 am »
WARNING: THIS GAME WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILDREN WITH 100% AWESOME

This game will change your life.  Forever.  Don't let it's name deceive you - you will never beat this game.
I have collected the most difficult group of three puzzles and put them together just for you.  You will not begin to believe how difficult this puzzle game is.  30 minutes before the contest deadline, I decided to submit an entry.  I spent about 10 minutes thinking up ideas for a puzzle/platformer game that could be made in that time frame.  I was inspired to create this extremely difficult puzzle game.  I submitted this entry at 11:58 PM on the night of the contest due date.  As soon as the official download links are put up, I know you will be rushing out to download it.  BUT I WARN YOU!  Use extreme caution.  This much concentrated awesomeness has the potential to blow your brain up.  I'm not even kidding.  This game is serious business.

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT, I'll see you at the hospital.  Good luck.

I don't want to give away too much in a screenshot without spoiling the solutions, so I just took a non-animated screenshot of the first level.  This level is raw badassery, and viewing the screenshot should be done with extreme care.
Spoiler For If you think you're man enough:
WAIT!  Bow your head in RESPECT and AWE as you prepare to view the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT IMAGE OF YOUR LIFE.  Think you're ready?  You aren't.  You never will be. This is as close as you're going to get though, so prepare yourself and look your death straight in the eye, because you will die before you figure this puzzle out.
Spoiler For THIS PICTURE WILL STERILIZE YOU:

Quote from: SirCmpwn on July 16, 2011, 02:16:17 am
HOLY HOT DICKS FROM HELL IT'S A DOWNLOAD!

If you download this, don't hold me responsible for your blindness.

Reviews
Quote from: PC Gamer
This game has made my question my manhood.  I can never stand up to it.
Quote from: GameSpot
Holy...shit...game
Quote from: Game Informer
This...is a...game

9/10 Critics Agree: "This is a game"
« Last Edit: July 16, 2011, 05:06:24 pm by SirCmpwn »
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2011, 02:09:00 am »
The sheer manliness required to finish the tasks succesfully emasculated me and my future children.
Thank you, Drew.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2011, 02:16:17 am »
HOLY HOT DICKS FROM HELL IT'S A DOWNLOAD!

If you download this, don't hold me responsible for your blindness.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2011, 02:21:55 am »
I love this games simplicity.  It's pure bliss. :)
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2011, 02:23:51 am »
I think you will win with this.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2011, 02:32:10 am »
Took me a while, but I managed to figure it out!


Spoiler For Spoiler:
[/img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/763272/Screenshot-Wabbitemu-3.gif[/img]
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2011, 02:32:37 am »
Quote from: Eeems on July 16, 2011, 02:32:10 am
Took me a while, but I managed to figure it out!
Hacks.  I call hacks.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2011, 02:32:52 am »
Seriously Eeems stop cheating. You clearly had the bloody source. Stop spoiling the rest of the game for us.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2011, 02:33:33 am »
Eeems has the source code, guys.  He hacked up his version, and I don't think that's very nice of him.  Please spoil out your images, and those who quoted him should do so as well.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2011, 02:33:58 am »
Lol, it wasn't hax, I'm just 1337
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2011, 02:34:25 am »
It's not 1337 if you're cheating.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2011, 02:35:06 am »
Quote from: leafiness0 on July 16, 2011, 02:34:25 am
It's not 1337 if you're cheating.
want to check my desktop, I don't have the source :) I'm just good at games :)
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2011, 02:35:36 am »
Ok eeems anyone can delete the source code and empty the recycle bin. Stop faking.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2011, 02:36:32 am »
Quote from: leafiness0 on July 16, 2011, 02:35:36 am
Ok eeems anyone can delete the source code and empty the recycle bin. Stop faking.
feel free to search my harddrive with a hex editor, don't have it :)
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2011, 02:37:26 am »
Quote from: Eeems on July 16, 2011, 02:36:32 am
Quote from: leafiness0 on July 16, 2011, 02:35:36 am
Ok eeems anyone can delete the source code and empty the recycle bin. Stop faking.
feel free to search my harddrive with a hex editor, don't have it :)
Who needs a hex editor when he has this?
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