It should work... but yea, when the server's down, just come back another day. Sorry for the frustration.
As for the translations, as I pointed out, it's pretty hard to translate. I don't want litteral translations though. You should always translate the way you feel is the best way to express it even if the words don't really fit. It should always make sense.
If there's a pun, and you can't find a way to translate while keeping the meaning, then don't translate.
And if you aren't sure about the meaning of a sentence, then just send me a mail or IM me on MSN.